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This is priceless Alien VS Predator picture In case you wonder which one the predator is, here is a hint one of them preys on children :-)

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I don't know if I should laugh or cry after looking at this code. This could not have been written by a human right? Anyway here it is, ...

Hahaha, is this a babelfish translation? FROM: BILLY BANGURAABUJA,NIGERIA E-MAIL: billy_bangura2005@yahoo.co.uk DEAR ONE PERMIT ME TO INFOR...

Don't worry they got it back to work, watch the video here: http://www.scaryideas.com/video/3017/

Since it is the weekend Here are 2 song for you, they both have something to do with programming. First song is Time For Violence A Song abo...

Type these searches into a Google search box she created she invented she discovered she debugged Look at what Google suggests.

"pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street." None of use pasted straight into pr...

I found this funny pic of the man who gave us newsgroup gems like this for example: ">> Any suggestion is greatly appreciated. EV...

What else needs to be said. Poor Tinkerbell or whatever the name of that dog is.

Got this in an email today, pretty funny

Saw this error while running a job Error Code: 4860 Cannot bulk load. The file "%ls" does not exist. Massenladen ist nicht möglich...

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did...

So you have these boring meetings and you want to say stuff that sound smart but no one will understand what you talking about. What do you ...

March 14th is Pi Day as the date 3/14 corresponds to the mathematical number pi. The mathematical constant π is a transcendental (and theref...

It is all here: http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=44091&cid=4592270 Enough said.

I Just read this on the daily WTF (which got renamed to Worse Than Failure the other day) An insurance company decides to install the trial ...