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I wonder how many trees he killed with all that paper on his desk? He better have solar panels to power those 3 monitors! Notice how he does...

Since it is the weekend Here are 2 song for you, they both have something to do with programming. First song is Time For Violence A Song abo...

Got this in an email today, pretty funny

Why should you care? Here are 4 reasons 1) My Birthday 2) Final season of Sopranos starts 3) New season of Entourage starts 4) Easter So fin...

Saw this error while running a job Error Code: 4860 Cannot bulk load. The file "%ls" does not exist. Massenladen ist nicht möglich...

Got this pic in the mail today. I have been working with a dual-monitor setup since 2001 but this is unquestionably better. Here is how I wo...

I always wondered why Condoleezza Rice never smiles, now I know ;-)

What do you think? Can you answer these very difficult questions?

All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." I own the ext...

So we all know that Clippy hasn't made it to Office 2007 but guess what? Clippy is not dead, it's alive! DR. FrankGNUstein has dug ...

Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The w...

I emailed a joke(see below) to some friends and one of them replied: "So what you're saying is that I should take a mistress?"...