That's right you can win one of the following three books
The Guru's Guide to Transact-SQL
The Guru's Guide to SQL Server Architecture and Internals
The Guru's Guide to SQL Server Stored Procedures, XML, and HTML
All you have to do is create a photoshopped depiction of Joe Celko as an action figure.
The best one gets a signed copy of one of his books (too bad I already have all three)
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