Friday, August 24, 2007

Spam so bad it is funny

Hahaha, is this a babelfish translation?

FROM: BILLY BANGURAABUJA,NIGERIA
E-MAIL: billy_bangura2005@yahoo.co.uk
DEAR ONE
PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MY CAREFUL SEARCH FOR TRUST WORTHY ASSISTANCE IN THE NET.
I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER (3) NAMES I GOT ALSO DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A REPUTABLE AND TRUST WORTHY PERSON I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.
I AM BILLY BANGURA PRESENTLY A POLITICAL REFUGEE IN ABUJA NIGERIA THE SON OF THE FORMER MINISTER OF FINANCE OF SIERRA LEONE, MR THAIMU BANGURA A GOLD DEALER.
DURING THE RECENT CRISIS IN MY COUNTRY (SIERRA LEONE), MY LATE FATHER WAS CAPTURED AND KILLED BY THE REBELS WHO ACCUSED HIM OF MIS-APPROPRIATION OF FUND AND EMBEZZLEMENT.

SHORTLY AFTER HIS DEATH, I ESCAPED TO NIGERIA-WEST AFRICA REGION FOR SATETY.
HE [MY LATE FATHER] LEFT SOME DOCUMENT WITH ME INDICATING CONSIGNMENT DEPOSIT MADE WITH A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA BEFORE HIS DEATH, WHICH THE CONTENT US $50M {FIFTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS}.
THE BOX WAS DEPOSITED FOR SAFE-KEEPING AND YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED BECAUSE MY STATUS AS POLITICAL REFUGEE DOSE NOT PERMIT ME TO HANDLE LARGE SUM OF MONEY HERE, AND YOU WILL ALSO BE EXCEPTED TO PROVIDE ME WITH INFORMATION ON INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY.
I DO NOT WISH TO CONTACT ANY OF MY LATE FATHER'S BUSINESS COMRADES/PARTNER BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHO EXACTLY CAUSED HIS DEATH.


WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1986, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS ACCUSED BY HIS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT). I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUNDS IN YOUR COUNTRY SINCE I AM A BOY OF 28 YEARS OLD.

2) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.

3) I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANCE WITH TOP ARRANGE AND TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY ON BEHAIF OF ME AND ENSURE THAT THE MONEY IS UTILIZED WISELY IN A COUNTRY OF STABLE ECONOMY LIKE YOUR COUNTRY. THE PURPOSE OF THE MONEY WILL BE FOR A VIABLE INVESTMENT AFTER WE HAVE COLLECTED THE MONEY FROM THE SECURITY VAULT COMPANY.
MY REASON OF CONTACTING YOU IS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION FOR YOU TO ASSIST ME IN THE REMOVING OF THE FUND OUT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN YOUR FAVOUR AND MY AS WELL. MOREOVER, TO HELP ME USE THE FUND CAREFULLY FOR INVESTMENT. ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENT ARE AT MY REACH. WITH CONFIDENCE IN YOU AS A TRUST-WORTHY PERSON TO ACT IN GOOD FAITH! I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO AN ATTORNEY AS MY FATHER'S FOREIGN PARTNER WHO WILL ASSIST YOU WITH LEGAL PROCEEDINGS.
SINCE YOUR PARTICULARS WILL APPEAR EVERY VITAL DOCUMENT AS THE OWNER OF THE FUND THIS TRANSACTION WILL ATTRACT 30% FOR THE ASSIST YOU ARE RENDERING.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME, AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME AND ENDEAVOUR TO FURNISH ME WITH YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS, HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
IN GOD WE TRUST.
YOURS SINCERELY,
BILLY BANGURA
NB: PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH THIS MY PRIVATE E-MAIL (billy_bangura2005@yahoo.co.uk) FOR SECURITY REASON. THANKS

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