Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Inconvenient Truth???

3 Monitors But No Email?I wonder how many trees he killed with all that paper on his desk? He better have solar panels to power those 3 monitors!

Notice how he doesn't have an inbox anywhere. Is there a 4th monitor in Al Gore's office to check email??? Surely the guy who invented the internet uses email.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

It's Time For Violence: A song about Databases vs CodeMonkey

Since it is the weekend Here are 2 song for you, they both have something to do with programming.
First song is Time For Violence
A Song about Databases
Lyrics By Roy Osherove

You can download te mp3 here: http://weblogs.asp.net/rosherove/archive/2007/05/19/it-s-time-for-violence-a-song-about-databases.aspx

Here are some of the lyrics

Hello DB My old friend
I need to work with you again
That stored procedure aint lookin' well
Who wrote that trigger should go to jail
and that index, It is slower than a snail
What the hell


The second song is CodeMonkey by Jonathan Coulton
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
But his output stink
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

And here is the Code Monkey video on YouTube

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Great Programming Quote

"pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street."

None of use pasted straight into production code from a newsgroup/forum right? <g>

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Friday, February 23, 2007

Math Geniuses?

What do you think? Can you answer these very difficult questions?