Inconvenient Truth???

I wonder how many trees he killed with all that paper on his desk? He better have solar panels to power those 3 monitors!

Notice how he doesn't have an inbox anywhere. Is there a 4th monitor in Al Gore's office to check email??? Surely the guy who invented the internet uses email.

It's Time For Violence: A song about Databases vs CodeMonkey

Since it is the weekend Here are 2 song for you, they both have something to do with programming.
First song is Time For Violence
A Song about Databases
Lyrics By Roy Osherove

You can download te mp3 here: http://weblogs.asp.net/rosherove/archive/2007/05/19/it-s-time-for-violence-a-song-about-databases.aspx

Here are some of the lyrics

Hello DB My old friend
I need to work with you again
That stored procedure aint lookin' well
Who wrote that trigger should go to jail
and that index, It is slower than a snail
What the hell


The second song is CodeMonkey by Jonathan Coulton
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/04/14/thing-a-week-29-code-monkey/

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
But his output stink
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

And here is the Code Monkey video on YouTube

Interview with Adam Machanic Author Of Expert SQL Server 2005 Development

I am a big fan of Adam Machanic and the way he thinks about SQL server development. How may SQL developers unit test their procedures or use assertions in their code? Well I can guarantee that there are very few of those. I was very excited when Adam Machanic contacted me to give me a copy of Expert SQL Server 2005 Development for review. I did not finish reading the whole book yet but what I have read so far is very good. If you are an advanced developer and want to kick it up a notch then this is the book for you.


The question-and-answer session with Adam that follows was conducted via email.

What is the audience for this book? Is the book geared towards a beginner/intermediate level user or do you have to be an advanced user to really utilize the information in this book?
The book is certainly not for beginners; I make a lot of assumptions about the level of knowledge possessed by the reader. The reader should understand the basics of writing T-SQL, creating indexes, reading query plans, etc. It's difficult to differentiate between intermediate and advanced users, as everyone has their own opinion of what those levels actually mean! I've covered several not-so-common topics, and my hope is that that almost any SQL Server practitioner who has advanced beyond the basics can learn something from the book.


What are the most important things a person can do to master Transact-SQL?
Practice, practice, and more practice! The more complex queries you write, and the greater the variety of problems you solve in T-SQL, the easier it gets. Just like other programming languages, T-SQL programmers use and reuse various patterns as they work on different projects and problems. Gaining skill in T-SQL is really nothing more than a process of learning when and how to properly apply the patterns to any given situation.


Adam, the first time I came across your name was in the Microsoft public SQL Server programming group. Can you explain to us why you participate in newsgroups and forums?
When I first started working with SQL Server and other Microsoft technologies I discovered Microsoft's news server and was shocked to discover the overall quality and high signal-to-noise ratio compared to many other (Usenet) newsgroups I'd previously frequented. Questions I asked were actually answered--by people who knew what they were talking about, no less! After spending quite some time asking my own questions I realized I could answer a few here and there too, and give something back to the community that had helped me so much. Over time I became hooked. What a great way to kill free time (especially while waiting for software to compile or long queries to run)--not only does it feel good to help others solve their problems, but it also helps to strengthen my skills as a developer. As I mentioned in the previous question, the most important key to software development greatness is practice. By answering newsgroup and forum posts, you can get exposure to all sorts of business problems and scenarios that you would otherwise never see. There is no better learning experience that I have found.


Why is it important to think in sets instead of procedurally?
It's often said that thinking in sets takes advantage of the declarative nature of SQL; and while this is certainly true I think it's important to drill down to why that's such a big deal. SQL query performance, generally speaking, comes down to I/O performance. Too many I/Os, or an I/O-bound system, and your query won't return fast enough--simple as that. When we write set-based queries, we allow the query engine to optimize in order to minimize the number of index requests--and, therefore, I/O operations--necessary to satisfy the query. Working procedurally, with loops, means that the opposite happens--the maximum number of index operations will happen on every invocation, and therefore the query will perform in constant time—at the worst possible level.


Why do you feel it is important to properly unit test procedures?
I cover unit testing in some detail in Chapter 2 of the book, including when and why you want to do it. But what it boils down to is that creating a solid unit test infrastructure helps to guarantee that as you change your code over time, you won't break anything--and if you do, you'll find out about it very quickly. Studies have shown that by far the most expensive part of the software development process is maintenance. This is due to the fact that as we change our software, we break other pieces (dependencies)--and oftentimes, those dependency breaks silently cause subtle issues, that aren't noticed until long after the change was actually made. This can make it extremely difficult to track down and fix the root causes of problems. Comprehensive unit testing makes it possible to eliminate a lot of that delay, by alerting the developer right away if something doesn't look good. This, in turn, results in better quality software, happier customers, more business, and as a result, bigger bonus checks. A win-win situation, if you ask me.


Which chapter was the hardest to write and can you explain why?
Chapter 10, "Working with Temporal Data," took me four months to write. It's my favorite chapter in the book, and one of my favorite topics to think about, but it covers a huge variety of scenarios. As I mention in the chapter, temporal data finds its way into every single database, so it's a large and far-reaching topic. Attempting to cover it in a fairly complete manner turned out to be quite a big task!


Why do you write technical books?
Mainly for the groupies. But aside from that obvious perk, I do it simply because I love sharing technology and techniques with others. Writing a book is similar to participating in a newsgroup or technical forum, but on a much deeper level. Whereas I might answer a question on a forum in 400 words, or write a 3,000-word article, in a book I can cover the same topic in 15,000 or more words--really guide the reader through all of the pitfalls and ins and outs of a given area, and do things that would be impossible in another media (except, perhaps, in a long series of blog posts or articles). Plus, let's be honest--it's just a real thrill seeing my name on the cover of a book!


Who are your favorite authors?
For technical titles, my favorites are Steve McConnell ("Code Complete," "Rapid Development"), Joe Celko ("SQL For Smarties" and others), and Andrew Troelsen ("Pro C# and the .NET Platform"). These authors manage to convey heavy technical topics in very readable formats--which is something I aspire to doing in my own writing.

Unfortunately, I haven't been reading much fiction recently. The last really great novel I read was "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell. I'm also a longtime fan of science fiction writers such as William Gibson ("Neuromancer") and Neil Stephenson ("Snow Crash," "Cryptonomicon").


I noticed you have a chapter that deals with application concurrency, do you feel that developers don't have a multi-user/multi-app mindset when first developing the data model/procedures?
With the recent trend towards multiprocessor and multicore machines, threading and synchronization have been hot topics. I've read lots of interviews and articles about how many developers don't understand multithreading well enough. Yet as database developers, I feel like we've been there for years--the database is almost always a shared resource, and managing synchronization is no less important there than in the application tier. A lot of the time we tend to think about concurrency merely in the context of isolation levels and the like, but there is a lot more to it than that--an application will often push much of its synchronization logic all the way into the data tier (whether on purpose or not), and how to properly handle things is really more of a business question than a technical one. When writing that chapter, I tried to frame the issues in terms of business requirements, and then show how to use SQL Server to satisfy them. I think that developers are sometimes prone to getting too excited about technology and trying to find a business problem to which they can apply some new technique--the whole "hammer looking for a nail" mentality--rather than the correct route of determining the business problem and then using technology to solve it.


What SQL Server books are on your bookshelf?
I've now gotten rid of most of my SQL Server 2000 books, except for Ken Henderson's Guru's Guide" series and Kalen Delaney's "Inside SQL Server 2000". My bookshelves (note the plural!) are filled with SQL Server 2005 books--for the first year or so after its release I managed to get almost every new book that was released. I eventually slowed down a bit, but it's hard--there is a lot of great material out there! I'm a really big fan of the "Rational Guides" -- short, concise, yet in-depth guides to just one topic, generally very well-written and easy to digest.


Why did you decide to include a chapter on spatial data?
Through nothing more than luck of the draw I ended up on a couple of projects involving heavy spatial queries, and found that it was an area I really enjoyed. I love to solve difficult problems, and since comparatively very few people are doing spatial in SQL Server, I found that there was a lot of room to innovate--so I ended up having a great time with these projects and totally got hooked. I feel that spatial data is an area we're going to see a lot more of in the future. Spatially-enabled devices are becoming more and more prevalent, and of course all of those devices are going to need data. Unfortunately, due to time constraints I was not able to write that chapter, so my friend Hugo Kornelis tackled it. Hugo did an absolutely fantastic job of covering the topic--I think it's a great chapter, and will help readers get right up to speed.


Are you still making your own beer?
I live in a fairly small apartment at the moment and am somewhat cramped for space as well as time, so I haven't brewed a batch beer for the last couple of years. However, I have been experimenting with ciders quite a bit, and have made a variety of batches using all sorts of adjuncts including honey, brown sugar, and malt extract. Cider is very forgiving and needs to sit around for a long time before it's drinkable, so it's easy to make in a small space with limited time. I've also made a few batches of ginger beer, using a recipe that we actually designed in an online SQL Server forum!
(http://www.simple-talk.com/community/forums/thread/1232.aspx )



Table Of Contents
CHAPTER 1 Software Development Methodologies for the Database World
CHAPTER 2 Testing Database Routines
CHAPTER 3 Errors and Exceptions
CHAPTER 4 Privilege and Authorization
CHAPTER 5 Encryption
CHAPTER 6 SQLCLR: Architecture and Design Considerations
CHAPTER 7 Dynamic T-SQL
CHAPTER 8 Designing Systems for Application Concurrency
CHAPTER 9 Working with Spatial Data
CHAPTER 10 Working with Temporal Data
CHAPTER 11 Trees, Hierarchies, and Graphs
INDEX

Sample: Chapter: Ch. 01 - Software Development Methodologies for the Database World
Amazon Link: Expert SQL Server 2005 Development

flickrvision

David Troy the person who brought you twittervision has done it again this time with flickr. Check out flickrvision

Who needs animated desktops anymore? Be warned it can get very addictive.

Google: A Girl's Best Friend

Type these searches into a Google search box

she created
she invented
she discovered
she debugged

Look at what Google suggests.

Make Your Case Sensitive Searches 1000 Times Faster

I had an case sensitive update query that ran in about 9 minutes. Since it was a case sensitive query it did an index scan not an index seek.
Once I modified my WHERE clause the update took a little less than 3 seconds

Let's get started and see what I did

First create this table

CREATE TABLE #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp (Val CHAR(1))

INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('A')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('B')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('C')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('D')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('E')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('F')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('G')
INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp VALUES('H')

Now we will insert some lowercase characters

INSERT #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp
SELECT LOWER(Val) FROM #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp

Now we will create our real table which will have 65536 rows

CREATE TABLE CaseSensitiveSearch (Val VARCHAR(50))

We will do a couple of cross joins to generate the data for our queries

INSERT CaseSensitiveSearch
SELECT t1.val + t2.val + t3.val + t4.val
FROM #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp t1
CROSS JOIN #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp t2
CROSS JOIN #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp t3
CROSS JOIN #CaseSensitiveSearchTemp t4


This should give you 65536 rows

SELECT * FROM CaseSensitiveSearch


Create an index on the table

CREATE INDEX IX_SearchVal ON CaseSensitiveSearch(Val)


This is how you do a case sensitive search

SELECT * FROM CaseSensitiveSearch
WHERE Val = 'ABCD' COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CS_AS



Now hit CRLK + K (SQL Server 2000) or CRLK + M(SQL Server 2005)

run these 2 queries in one batch by highlighting them both and hitting F5

SELECT * FROM CaseSensitiveSearch
WHERE Val = 'ABCD' COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CS_AS

SELECT * FROM CaseSensitiveSearch
WHERE Val = 'ABCD' COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CS_AS
AND Val LIKE 'ABCD'

Look at the execution plan, I get 98.71% for the first query and 1.29% for the second query. Just by adding the AND condition SQL server is able to do an index seek and run the query many times faster




Now try it with a lowercase a

SELECT * FROM CaseSensitiveSearch
WHERE Val = 'aBCD' COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CS_AS

SELECT * FROM CaseSensitiveSearch
WHERE Val = 'aBCD' COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CS_AS
AND Val LIKE 'aBCD'


You see it all works without a problem, the correct result is returned

Great Programming Quote

"pasting code from the internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street."

None of use pasted straight into production code from a newsgroup/forum right? <g>

Why Does OBJECTPROPERTY Have A TableIsFake Property?

You can run the following function (OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') ) on an object and it will return 1 if the table is fake and 0 otherwise.
What does BOL say? The table is not real. It is materialized internally on demand by SQL Server. So does this mean it is a table valued function?
Well one way to find out.

Run this

USE AdventureWorks;
GO
SELECT name, object_id, type_desc,OBJECT_DEFINITION(object_id) as object_definition
FROM sys.objects
WHERE OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') = 1
ORDER BY type_desc, name;
GO


And we get back a table valued function in the resultset

name: ufnGetContactInformation
object_id: 439672614
type_desc: SQL_TABLE_VALUED_FUNCTION
object_definition; CREATE FUNCTION .... (I truncated the rest)


Now create another function

CREATE FUNCTION [dbo].[ufnGetSomeTable]()
RETURNS @SomeTable TABLE (
[ContactID] int PRIMARY KEY NOT NULL)
BEGIN
INSERT @SomeTable VALUES(1)
INSERT @SomeTable VALUES(2)

RETURN
END
GO

Run this to make sure it works
SELECT * FROM ufnGetSomeTable()

run the same query again

USE AdventureWorks;
GO
SELECT name, object_id, type_desc,OBJECT_DEFINITION(object_id) as object_definition
FROM sys.objects
WHERE OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') = 1
ORDER BY type_desc, name;
GO


And yes we get 2 functions back ;-)

Now we will create some temp tables to see if those are fake

CREATE TABLE #testFakeTable1234 (id int)
CREATE TABLE ##testFakeTable1234 (id int)

Now run this and you will see that those are real and not fake

USE tempdb;
GO
SELECT name, object_id, type_desc,OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') as IsFake
FROM sys.objects
WHERE name LIKE '#testFakeTable1234%'
OR name LIKE '##testFakeTable1234%'
ORDER BY type_desc, name;
GO

DROP TABLE #testFakeTable1234,##testFakeTable1234


Now create this function

USE AdventureWorks;
GO

CREATE FUNCTION dbo.fn_nums(@n AS BIGINT) RETURNS TABLE
AS
RETURN
WITH
L0 AS(SELECT 1 AS c UNION ALL SELECT 1) ,
Nums AS(SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER(ORDER BY c) AS n FROM L0)
SELECT n FROM Nums WHERE n <= @n;

Test it out to make sure it works
SELECT * FROM dbo.fn_nums(2)


Run the following 2 queries

USE AdventureWorks;
GO

SELECT name, object_id, type_desc,OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') IsFake, OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'IsTableFunction') IsTableFunction
FROM sys.objects
WHERE OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') <> OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'IsTableFunction')
ORDER BY type_desc, name;


USE AdventureWorks;
GO

SELECT name, object_id, type_desc,OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') IsFake,
OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'IsInlineFunction') IsInlineFunction
FROM sys.objects
WHERE OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'TableIsFake') <> OBJECTPROPERTY(object_id, N'IsInlineFunction')
ORDER BY type_desc, name;


So a SQL_table valued function is a fake table but a SQL inline table valued function is not a fake table????
So there you have it, confused? Good!

Some Katmai (SQL Server 2008?) News

Microsoft issued a Katmai press release, you can read the full press release here: http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2007/may07/05-09KatmaiPR.mspx?rss_fdn=Press%20Releases

Here are the important parts:

Scheduled to be available in 2008, SQL Server “Katmai” will deliver on Microsoft’s overall data platform vision to meet the needs of the coming data explosion and the next generation of data-driven applications.

Data Platform to Power Business Insights Regardless of Size or Budget

SQL Server “Katmai” is designed to do the following:

• Provide a scalable and reliable platform with advanced security technology for even the most demanding applications

• Reduce the time and cost of managing data infrastructure with innovative policy-based management


Redefining Pervasive Insight

SQL Server “Katmai” brings powerful BI capabilities and valuable data even closer to every user:

• Empowers users to easily consume information due to increased integration with front-end tools in the 2007 Microsoft Office system, including Office Excel® 2007, Excel Services, Office SharePoint® Server and Office PerformancePoint Server 2007

• Provides reports of any size or complexity internally within organizations and externally to partners and suppliers

• Aligns corporate decision-making by collaborating on key analysis and reports within Microsoft Office SharePoint Server

• Integrates all relevant data within the enterprise into a scalable and comprehensive data warehouse platform


Dynamic Development for Data Management Solutions

SQL Server “Katmai” offers these features for developers:

• Provides an integrated development environment with Microsoft Visual Studio® and .NET Framework that will accelerate development of new applications with a higher level of data abstraction

• Enables developers to synchronize data from virtually any device to the central data store



Beyond Relational Data

SQL Server “Katmai” enables users to do the following:

• Manage any type of data including relational data, documents, geographic information and XML

• Work with a consistent set of services and tools


Availability

SQL Server “Katmai” is scheduled to be delivered in 2008. More information is available at http://www.microsoft.com/sql/prodinfo/futureversion/default.mspx


Download the Katmai data sheet here: http://download.microsoft.com/download/B/F/2/BF24C54E-5635-4C79-AFB4-0C3F840E79F4/Katmai_datasheet_Final.pdf

Three Ways To Return All Rows That Contain Uppercase Characters Only

How do you select all the rows that contain uppercase characters only? There sre three ways to do this
1 Compare with BINARY_CHECKSUM
2 Use COLLATE
3 Cast to varbinary

Let's first create the table and also some test data

CREATE TABLE #tmp ( x VARCHAR(10) NOT NULL )


INSERT INTO #tmp
SELECT 'Word' UNION ALL
SELECT 'WORD' UNION ALL
SELECT 'ABC' UNION ALL
SELECT 'AbC' UNION ALL
SELECT 'ZxZ' UNION ALL
SELECT 'ZZZ' UNION ALL
SELECT 'word'


if we want only the uppercase columns then this is supposed to be our output

WORD
ABC
ZZZ

Let's get started, first up is BINARY_CHECKSUM

SELECT x
FROM #TMP
WHERE BINARY_CHECKSUM(x) = BINARY_CHECKSUM(UPPER(x))


Second is COLLATE

SELECT x
FROM #TMP
WHERE x = UPPER(x) COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CS_AS

Third is Cast to varbinary

SELECT x
FROM #TMP
WHERE CAST(x AS VARBINARY(10)) = CAST(UPPER(x) AS VARBINARY(10))


Of course if you database is already case sensitive you can just do the following

SELECT x
FROM #TMP
WHERE UPPER(x) = x

That will work, how do you find out what collation was used when your database was created? You can use DATABASEPROPERTYEX for that. I use the model DB here because when you create a new DB by default it inherits all the properties from the model DB.
When I run this
SELECT DATABASEPROPERTYEX( 'model' , 'collation' )

I get this as output: SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS


What does all that junk mean? Well let's run the following function (yes those are 2 colons ::)
SELECT *
FROM ::fn_helpcollations ()
WHERE NAME ='SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS'

The description column contains this info


Latin1-General, case-insensitive, accent-sensitive,
kanatype-insensitive, width-insensitive for Unicode Data,
SQL Server Sort Order 52 on Code Page 1252 for non-Unicode Data

You can read some more info about Selecting a SQL Collation here: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa176552(SQL.80).aspx

Public CTP of Visual Studio Team Edition for Database Professionals first Service Release Available For Download

What is new?

3+4 part name resolution through a new feature called "database references"
File groups and files are now part of the project settings and can be fully parameterize then to fit your deployment needs (this replaces the need for the storage deployment script)
SQLCMD variable support; this is enabled through a new project property page for creating and editing variables that you can then use inside your scripts.
Variables are stored inside the project file and can be mapped to MSBuild properties.

Read more details and get the download from the Data Dude blog

How Do Spammers/Phishers Get People To Click On A Link With An Email Like This?

Here is an email I received from 'Bank Of America'

Dear Customer, picopaco.

You are receiving this message, due to you protection, Our Online Technical Security Service Foreign IP Spy recently detected that your online account was recently logged on from am 81.206.87.152 without am International Access Code (I.A.C) and from an unregistered computer, which was not verified by the Our Online Service Department.

If you last logged in you online account on Thursday April 5th 2007, by the time 6:45 pm from an Foreign Ip their is no need for you to panic, but if you did log in your account on the above Date and Time, kindly take 2-3 minute of your online banking experince to verify and register your computer now to avoid identity theft, your protection is our future medal.


Verification Link

Notice: You can acess your account from a foreign IP or country by getting am (I.A.C) International Access Code, by contacting our local brances close to you.


I won't even count all the spelling mistakes but what the hell is a Our Online Technical Security Service Foreign IP Spy?
take 2-3 minute of your online banking experince. What?

your protection is our future medal
Hahaha ROFL, What the heck is a future medal?

picopaco? is that like Pico de gallo (yes it is almost Cinco de Mayo)

And here is the kicker; the spammer forgot to include a link. I hope he didn't rent a spambot army because he won't get his money out of this one

Nice Silverlight Developer Reference Poster

The supported languages are C#, VB, JScript, IronPython, VB10 (soon), IronRuby (soon). VB10 soon???? VB9 isn't even out yet. LINQ is supported by Silverlight, but support for XLINQ (LINQ to XML) is coming soon. The Opera browser and Windows 2000 will also be supported soon as well as RSS/Atom support.


Get the full size poster here: http://download.microsoft.com/download/f/2/e/f2ecc2ad-c498-4538-8a2c-15eb157c00a7/SL_Map_FinalNET.png or click on the image

Microsoft SQL Server Community Samples: Service Broker On CodePlex, Astoria and Jasper Announced

Microsoft SQL Server Community Samples: Service Broker On CodePlex
Don't get all excited yet because nothing is available yet. I am just letting you know that this is a brand new project on CodePlex.
Here is the URL: http://www.codeplex.com/SQLSrvSrvcBrkr

Astoria
Project Codename “Astoria”
The goal of Microsoft Codename Astoria is to enable applications to expose data as a data service that can be consumed by web clients within a corporate network and across the internet. The data service is reachable over regular HTTP requests, and standard HTTP verbs such as GET, POST, PUT and DELETE are used to perform operations against the service. The payload format for the service is controllable by the application, but all options are simple, open formats such as plan XML and JSON. Web-friendly technologies make Astoria an ideal data back-end for AJAX-style applications, and other applications that need to operate against data that is across the web.
To learn more about Project Astoria or download the CTP, visit the Project Astoria website at http://astoria.mslivelabs.com.

Jasper
Project Codename “Jasper”
Project Jasper is geared towards iterative and agile development. You can start interacting with the data in your database without having to create mapping files or define classes. You can build user interfaces by naming controls according to your model without worrying about binding code. Project Jasper is also extensible, allowing you to provide your own business logic and class model. Since Project Jasper is built on top of the ADO.NET Entity Framework, it supports rich queries and complex mapping.
To learn more about Project Jasper visit the ADO.NET Blog at http://blogs.msdn.com/adonetTo download the Project Jasper CTP visit http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=471BB3AC-B31A-49CD-A567-F2E286715C8F&displaylang=en.

>>Since Project Jasper is built on top of the ADO.NET Entity Framework

Mmmm didn't they take the ADO.NET Entity Framework out of Orcas on Sunday?

SIMP = Silverlight + IIS + MySQL + PHP

Okay so SIMP is not LAMP but it is interesting that Microsoft is doing a demo with MySQL and PHP

Read more here: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=304526

I-Hate-Oracle Club Forum On Worse Than Failure

The daily WTF (Worse Than Failure) has a forum with the following name: the The I-Hate-Oracle Club
"Because it's time we senselessly bash someone besides Microsoft."

Here are some threads

Even Oracle hates Oracle
The empty string IS NULL
How Oracle ruined my holidays
ORA-00942: table or view does not exist
Hate is too weak an adjective
Real Application Cluster or real application pain in the ass

Anyway if you want to check it out yourself go here: http://forums.worsethanfailure.com/forums/17/ShowForum.aspx

Podcast With Jeff Atwood From Coding Horror

Jeff Atwood is on the latest podcast from DotNetRocks, Jeff Atwood is the guy who blogs on CodingHorror. If you have never heard of CodingHorror then you should definitely check it out

A couple of weeks ago there was a post titled Why Can't Programmers.. Program?

In that post there is the FizzBuzz challenge. What is the FizzBuzz challenge?

Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of
three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print
"Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print "FizzBuzz".

So what is the problem? Well this is what Jeff said

Most good programmers should be able to write out on paper a program which does
this in a under a couple of minutes. Want to know something scary? The majority
of comp sci graduates can't. I’ve also seen self-proclaimed senior programmers
take more than 10-15 minutes to write a solution.

Interesting indeed. Anyway listen to the podcast which you can download here: Jeff Atwood on the Human Side of Software Development


In the meanwhile here is the T-SQL solution, of course if you had a number table you could skip the loop.


DECLARE @LoopInt INT
SET @LoopInt =1
WHILE @LoopInt <= 100 BEGIN

PRINT ISNULL(NULLIF(CASE WHEN @LoopInt % 3 = 0 THEN 'Fizz' ELSE '' END
+ CASE WHEN @LoopInt % 5 = 0 THEN 'Buzz' ELSE '' END, ''), @LoopInt)


SET @LoopInt= @LoopInt + 1
END


Output
------------------
1
2
Fizz
4
Buzz
Fizz
7
8
Fizz
Buzz
11
Fizz
13
14
FizzBuzz
16
17
Fizz
19
Buzz
Fizz
22
23
Fizz
Buzz
26
Fizz
28
29
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Lambda Expressions, LINQ, DLINQ And XLINQ Samples For Orcas

Microsoft has a bunch of samples on their sitethat show how Lambda Expressions, LINQ, DLINQ And XLINQ work in Visual Studio Orcas Beta 1

This is what is available right now
C# LINQ Samples and content for Beta 1
C# LINQ Samples and content for March CTP
VB LINQ Samples for Beta 1


If you install C# LINQ Samples and content for Beta 1 then you will see the following examples
Data
DynamicQuery
ExpressionTreeVisualizer
LinqToNorthwind
ObjectDumper
PasteXmlAsXLinq
Reflector
Rss
SampleQueries
SimpleLambdas
WinFormsDataBinding
XLinqIntro
XQuery

In addidion to the samples there are also these five whitepapers in the whitepapers folder.
LINQ to SQL Overview for CSharp Developers.doc
XLinq_Overview - Feb.doc
LINQ Project Overview.doc
CSharp 3.0 Specification.doc
Standard Query Operators.doc

This is all a must read if you want to get started with .NET 3.5

Here is the download link in case the URLs above changes: http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/bb330936.aspx

Virus A Very Addictive Game

Reminds me of the first time I played tetris, very addictive. And no my wife doesn't appreciate the fact that I found this game URL below the pic http://www.rfshq.com/forum/games/virus2.swf

Microsoft SQL Server Reporting Services Management Changes In Katmai

Brian Welcker has posted a change that Microsoft is considering making in the next version of SQL Server (Katmai) for SQL Server Reporting Services . From the site:

"For Katmai we are considering the removal of namespace management (folders, reports, data sources, models) from the Reporting Services Add-in for SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS). In other words, we are considering removing the 'Home' folder under the Reporting Server node in SSMS."

Read the rest here:
http://blogs.msdn.com/bwelcker/archive/2007/04/24/watusi-ssrs-mangament-tools-changes-for-katmai.aspx

If that link doesn't work because management is misspelled try the home page: http://blogs.msdn.com/bwelcker/default.aspx