Spam so bad it is funny

Hahaha, is this a babelfish translation?

FROM: BILLY BANGURAABUJA,NIGERIA
E-MAIL: billy_bangura2005@yahoo.co.uk
DEAR ONE
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I AM BILLY BANGURA PRESENTLY A POLITICAL REFUGEE IN ABUJA NIGERIA THE SON OF THE FORMER MINISTER OF FINANCE OF SIERRA LEONE, MR THAIMU BANGURA A GOLD DEALER.
DURING THE RECENT CRISIS IN MY COUNTRY (SIERRA LEONE), MY LATE FATHER WAS CAPTURED AND KILLED BY THE REBELS WHO ACCUSED HIM OF MIS-APPROPRIATION OF FUND AND EMBEZZLEMENT.

SHORTLY AFTER HIS DEATH, I ESCAPED TO NIGERIA-WEST AFRICA REGION FOR SATETY.
HE [MY LATE FATHER] LEFT SOME DOCUMENT WITH ME INDICATING CONSIGNMENT DEPOSIT MADE WITH A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA BEFORE HIS DEATH, WHICH THE CONTENT US $50M {FIFTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS}.
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WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1986, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.
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THANKS AND GOD BLESS, HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
IN GOD WE TRUST.
YOURS SINCERELY,
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Summer SQL Teaser #13 Numeric

Hi and welcome to another fascinating SQL summer teaser. Summer it is except inPrinceton where it was 50 degrees this week.
There was no teaser last week because of a death in the family, I had to go to a wake and a funeral last week. That is why the teaser will be posted on a Thursday this week ;-)



look at these values

$55.69
1.4e35
2d4
3.7
412

How many numeric values do you see? What do you think SQL Server's ISNUMERIC function will return for those values?

Let's find out, run the following code

CREATE TABLE #Temp (Data varchar(18))

INSERT INTO #Temp VALUES('$55.69')
INSERT INTO #Temp VALUES('1.4e35')
INSERT INTO #Temp VALUES('2d4')
INSERT INTO #Temp VALUES('3.7')
INSERT INTO #Temp VALUES('412')
INSERT INTO #Temp VALUES(CHAR(9)) --tab

Now without running this try to guess which values will be 1 and which 0. I added a bonus ISNUMERIC(ColumnName + 'e0') function. What do you think that will do? Remember first try to guess and then run the code. Any surprises?

SELECT Data,
ISNUMERIC(Data) AS [IsNumeric],
ISNUMERIC(Data + 'e0') AS IsReallyNumeric
FROM #Temp

geekSpeak recording - Real World SQL Server Integration Services with Matthew Roche

Channel 9 has posted a SQL Server 2005 Integration Services screen cast. From the site:

This geekSpeak is all about SQL Server 2005 Integration Services. We are lucky to have a real expert from the industry, Matthew Roche, to share his experiences with us. Matthew shows us how SSIS is a real development studio, since it's an instance of Visual Studio 2005, with new designers. It's very familiar for folks who are moving from a traditional development environment. He gets us familiar with tools and techniques, solutions and projects, like the drag-and-drop approach to building packages, opportunities to include scripts, and develop your own components as .NET Assemblies.

Matthew answers some great questions around performance, programmability. He helps us understand the distinction between data flows and control flows, and how best to manage SSIS packages. He offers some useful guidance on what scenarios merit what choices for moving data from one place to another - be it .NET app, SSIS, TSQL, BCP and so on.But the most important reason to watch is to find out what Matthew would "chew off his own mouse finger" to avoid having to do. :D
Be sure to check the geekSpeak blog for upcoming geekSpeaks!


Watch the screencast(WMV)

Late Summer Cleaning

I have too many CDs and decided to throw out some 'old' software. I either have newer versions or no need for it anymore.

Microsoft Gains Momentum in Business Intelligence Market as It Prepares to Launch Major BI Offerings

Microsoft Corp. today announced key milestones achieved within the business intelligence (BI) marketplace, including IDC’s recognizing Microsoft as one of the fastest-growing BI vendors in 2006. In IDC’s report, “Worldwide Business Intelligence Tools 2006 Vendor Shares,”* analysts found that Microsoft had a growth rate of 28 percent, the highest among the top 10 industry vendors. In addition, Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2005 was acknowledged by The OLAP Report as the No. 1 online analytical processing (OLAP) server on the market.

Microsoft’s continued investment in delivering high-performing, low-cost BI solutions for all business users via the Microsoft Office experience and SQL Server 2005 has customers taking notice.

“Like most companies, we experience a constant flow of change. Having the ability to monitor my business, analyze key business data, act on it and see real-time results gives me the competitive edge my business needs to survive,” said Michael Saunders, corporate vice president and chief information officer for Kellwood Co. “Microsoft has given us the ability and confidence to allow our employees at all levels to make informed decisions.”

SQL Server has established itself as an enterprise-class data platform. A recent BZ Research study found that 74.7 percent of enterprises use SQL Server, compared with 54.5 percent for the nearest competitor.

The Rise in Demand for Pervasive Business Intelligence

In its analysis, IDC states that the BI market grew by more than 11 percent in 2006. The BI tools market continues to be driven by the need for improved performance management and, to a lesser extent, compliance. “Performance management can take on the form of various decision-support and reporting functions to improve revenue, profit and operational efficiency; decrease costs; uncover new opportunities; or mitigate risk,” said Dan Vesset, an analyst with IDC. “Microsoft had another strong year in this market.”

To give businesses a step in the right direction, Microsoft will launch Microsoft Office PerformancePoint™ Server 2007 on Sept. 19, and SQL Server 2008 is scheduled to ship in the second quarter of 2008. Customers are invited to attend an event on Sept. 20 to learn more about Office PerformancePoint Server 2007. More information about the event is available at http://www.windowsitpro.com/roadshows/performancepoint.

“We are focused on helping our customers achieve higher levels of business performance by allowing them to take advantage of the rich BI capabilities offered through Microsoft business intelligence,” said Chris Caren, general manager of Office Business Applications at Microsoft. “We are excited to help companies integrate efficiently with one another to ensure all employees are held accountable for their actions across the entire business.”

In preparation for the upcoming releases, Microsoft issued its fourth and final community technology preview (CTP) for Microsoft Office PerformancePoint Server 2007 as well as the July CTP for SQL Server 2008.

The CTP program has over 10,000 active members. The latest preview of PerformancePoint Server 2007 is available to the public at https://connect.microsoft.com/site/sitehome.aspx?SiteID=181&wa=wsignin1.0, and enables customers and partners to preview and provide feedback on the latest pre-release versions of both products. The SQL Server 2008 July CTP can be downloaded at http://connect.microsoft.com/sqlserver. Feedback received from customers and partners during previous CTP programs has led to significant improvements in both products and closely aligned them with the needs of customers.

Bridging the BI Divide

Both releases promise significant enhancements to the BI landscape. PerformancePoint Server 2007 helps organizations align their processes by streamlining into a single application the monitoring, analysis and planning activities needed to improve business performance. By deploying PerformancePoint Server 2007, businesses can achieve better results by allowing individuals across the organization to improve performance. SQL Server 2008 will help organizations deliver a more secure, reliable data platform for storing business-critical information and delivering the right information to all users, while reducing the time and cost of managing data.

PerformancePoint Server is tightly integrated with the familiar and easy-to-use Microsoft Office system, allowing organizations to better align employees across divisions and make them accountable for their actions. In addition, PerformancePoint Server 2007 takes advantage of the enterprise-grade reliability, high performance, security technology and scalability of SQL Server 2005, enabling more people at all levels of the organization to transform disparate enterprise data into shared information they can use to make decisions and take actions that improve business outcomes.

“TCS and Microsoft are working together to invest in developing industry-leading, world-class BI solutions that enable our customers to experience certainty,” said Santosh Mohanty, global director and head of the Business Intelligence and Performance Management practice at Tata Consultancy Services Ltd. “We are seeing significant market momentum and double-digit growth for BI solutions built on the industry-leading Microsoft technology stack. This growth, being fueled by demand from some of the largest corporations in the world, has enabled us to aggressively push our strategic objective of building a $100 million BI practice on the Microsoft technology stack.”


* Source: IDC, Doc #207422, June 2007

SQL Server 2008 Live Meeting Event on August 21st on DateTime function

Don't forget, today is the day of the SQL Server 2008 Live Meeting Event. Here is what I got in my inbox:

We wanted to remind you that on August 21st at 11am Pacific, that we will holding our 3rd Live Meeting event of the month of July. Join Michael Wang as he explains all the interesting features the new function "DateTime" will include. We will some examples of how "DateTime" will work in SQL Server 2008, and will be fielding all your questions as well. So make sure you get there early for all the fun!


New Datetime Data Type
08/21/07 @ 11am Pacific

Do you know how NULLIF and non-deterministic functions work?

Run this first

CREATE TABLE #j (n varchar(15))

DECLARE @a int
SET @a = 1
WHILE @a <= 1000 BEGIN
INSERT #j
SELECT NULLIF(REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) , ' ')
SET @a = @a + 1
END
Go

After that is done run this query

SELECT * FROM #j WHERE n = ' '

You will get back between 200 and 300 rows. What just happened? In our insert we use this NULLIF(REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) , ' ')
What this does is the following: if REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) equals ' ' then it will insert a NULL, so where do the blanks come from? Well let's find out.

Run this

SET SHOWPLAN_TEXT ON

SELECT NULLIF(REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) , ' ')

and we see the following
--Compute Scalar(DEFINE:([Expr1000]=If (replicate('1', Convert(rand(NULL)*2))=' ') then NULL else replicate('1', Convert(rand(NULL)*2))))

This can also be written like this

SELECT CASE WHEN REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) =' '
THEN NULL ELSE REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) END

See what happens? First SQL evaluates if REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) is ' ' if that is not ' ' then the same code gets executed again and thus could be a blank
If you use a variable this can never happen.

Here is an example, keep hitting F5 and you will see it will never be blank

DECLARE @val float
SET @val = RAND()

SELECT NULLIF(REPLICATE('1', CONVERT(int, @val*2)) , ' ')

Article: LINQ to SQL (Part 6 - Retrieving Data Using Stored Procedures)

LINQ to SQL is a built-in O/RM (object relational mapper) that ships in the .NET Framework 3.5 release, and which enables you to model relational databases using .NET classes. You can use LINQ expressions to query the database with them, as well as update/insert/delete data.

This is the 6th article that Scott Guthrie has written about LINQ. The first 5 can be found below.

Part 1: Introduction to LINQ to SQL
Part 2: Defining our Data Model Classes
Part 3: Querying our Database
Part 4: Updating our Database
Part 5: Binding UI using the ASP:LinqDataSource Control

What is covered in the 6th article?

To SPROC or not to SPROC? That is the question....
The Steps to Map and Call a SPROC using LINQ to SQL
How to Map a SPROC to a LINQ to SQL DataContext
How to Call our Newly Mapped SPROC
Mapping the Return Type of SPROC Methods to Data Model Classes
Handling SPROC Output Parameters
Handling Multiple Result Shapes from SPROCs
Supporting User Defined Functions (UDFs)
Summary


Read the article here: http://weblogs.asp.net/scottgu/archive/2007/08/16/linq-to-sql-part-6-retrieving-data-using-stored-procedures.aspx

SQL Server 2008 Webchat and Live Meeting Series

SQL Server 2008 July CTP Web Chat
July CTP Public Web Chat
08/13/07
Add to my Calendar


SQL Server 2008 July CTP Live Meeting Schedule
Enterprise Scale Reporting Engine
08/15/07

AS Time Series Stability
08/17/07

New Datetime Data Type
08/21/07

Ordpath For SQL Server
08/28/07

Summer SQL Teaser #12 Missing Dates

Stole this tease from my friend Mark.
The teaser for this week is not really a teaser, this time you will have to write some code instead of guessing/knowing.
First create this table of numbers


SET NOCOUNT ON
CREATE TABLE numbers(num int primary key)
DECLARE @l int
SELECT @l =0
WHILE @l <= 1000 BEGIN
INSERT numbers VALUES(@l)
SET @l = @l + 1
END
GO

Below is a table, return all the dates for July 2007 where Joe does not have a LoginDate entry. So in this case the output is 28 rows

DECLARE @LOGIN TABLE (id int IDENTITY(1,1), Name varchar(20), LoginDate datetime )
INSERT @LOGIN VALUES ('Joe', '20070701')
INSERT @LOGIN VALUES ('Joe', '20070710')
INSERT @LOGIN VALUES ('Joe', '20070720')
INSERT @LOGIN VALUES (Fred, '20070702')
INSERT @LOGIN VALUES (Fred, '20070707')
INSERT @LOGIN VALUES (Fred, '20070711')


Expected output

Joe 2007-07-02 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-03 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-04 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-05 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-06 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-07 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-08 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-09 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-11 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-12 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-13 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-14 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-15 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-16 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-17 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-18 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-19 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-21 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-22 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-23 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-24 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-25 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-26 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-27 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-28 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-29 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-30 00:00:00.000
Joe 2007-07-31 00:00:00.000

Your task is to write code that will return that resultset.
1) you have to use the number table I provided
2) you cannot use a calendar table

Shortest code wins, I got mine down to 207 characters (and no, it is not all in 1 line)

I will post my code tomorrow

SQL Server Monitor Gadget for Windows Vista Sidebar

Conchango are making available version 1 of our SQL Server Monitor Gadget for Windows Vista Sidebar

The gadget does exactly what it says on the tin; it monitors a specified SQL Server database for various metrics and displays them on the Windows Vista Sidebar. It is provided for use by SQL Server DBAs that require a nice'n'easy way of monitoring important metrics on their SQL Server installations. In version 1 the gadget provides the following information:

Data file size - total file size of the database data files
Data file used - amount of used space on those data files
Data file used % - The percentage of the total data size that has been used
Log file size - total file size of the database log files
Log file used - amount of used space on those log files
Log file used % - The percentage of the total log size that has been used


Watch the demo, read more and download the gadget here: http://blogs.conchango.com/jamiethomson/archive/2007/08/09/Announcing-SQL-Server-Monitor-Gadget-for-Windows-Vista-Sidebar.aspx

Agile: Planning Poker and Scrum

Who said you can’t gamble at work and what is Scrum anyway? Scrum is an agile process for developing software. With Scrum, projects progress via a series of iterations called sprints. A sprint can be 2 weeks, 3 weeks or a month. The sprint is a deliverable, after the completion of the sprint you are supposed to have delivered working piece of code. This might be a subset of a product. The reason to deliver frequently is so that the client can comment on the product. Instead of waiting 3 months before the client sees the product only to say that this is not what the envisioned they will see it earlier and give you feedback. This will save you a lot of time, trust me on this one! If you want to learn more about scrum then download this excellent 90 page book in pdf format by Henrik Kniberg (Scrum and XP from the Trenches)

Planning Poker
Have you ever been in a meeting where the question was asked how long it would take to do a certain task? What usually happens is this: the first person will say 16 hours and the next 3 people will pick something close or even the same value. With planning poker you don’t know what the other people said until every person decided. This is how it works: everyone has a bunch of cards which are numbered between 0.5 and 48 (with gaps), a need more info card and a need coffee break card. These cards can be used for days or hours, it depends how big the task is. So it the same question is asked then everyone puts a card down with the number facing down. Then all the people turn the cards and the group looks at the numbers. At this point you will see strange things every now and then, some people have 2 hours some people have 32 hours for the same task. The reason for this is because some of the people didn’t completely understand what is involved and might need more information. You go around the room and everyone explains how they picked their number. This is where you will find out that some people didn’t understand the task and need more info. Sometimes you will find out that a task needs to be split up, a task should not take longer than 1 ideal day to complete. After you have completed the whole process a couple of times you will find out that your team is much better at estimating the time it will take to complete a task.

There is a website where you can do planning poker online, the URL is http://www.planningpoker.com/

We made our own, we all picked a different picture for the back of the cards and everyone has the same numbers for the front.


To learn more about Scrum visit these URLs
http://agilemanifesto.org/
http://www.mountaingoatsoftware.com/scrum
http://www.xprogramming.com/xpmag/whatisxp.htm

If you want to read books about scrum then I recommend these two
Agile Project Management with Scrum (Microsoft Professional)
Agile Software Development with SCRUM

And never ever call a certified Scrum Master Scrumbag ;-)

Showtime You Tricked Me, Shame On You

A couple of days ago I was flipping channels (like any man ought to do without interference from the wife/girlfriend). I noticed The Hills Have Eyes 2 just started, it had 2007 as the year made. I found that a little bit strange but for all you know it was one of those straight to video releases. I checked it out on IMDB and it only got 5 stars. This is the plot outline according to IMDB: “A team of trainees of the National Guard brings supply to the New Mexico Desert for a group of soldiers and scientists that are installing a monitoring system in Sector 16. They do not find anybody in the camp, and they receive a blurred distress signal from the hills. Their sergeant gathers a rescue team, and they are attacked and trapped by deformed cannibals, having to fight to survive.”

I am thinking to myself “Okay I’ll bite and watch for 30 minutes, if it sucks I will turn it off”. I am watching this movie and the first thing I noticed is that it looks like it is taking place in the late 70s. One of these deformed freaks shows up and he looks like a puppet. How is the makeup in this movie so much worse than in the first movie? I watch for another 10 minutes and I turned it off. Next day I check IMDB again and what do I find? Yes there is a sequel of the original: The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1985). It has a 3.2 star rating. This movie doesn’t deserve more than 1 star. If you hate someone then buy this movie for that person because the person WILL suffer watching this garbage.

Becoming A Better Programmer In 6 Months: The First 20 days

Here is an update of what I accomplished in the first 20 days

Read the book lifehacker
Read the book Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Integration Services
Read the book Extending SSIS 2005 with Script
Read 1 chapter of Learning Python, Second Edition
Played around with the July CTP of SQL Server 2008

So in the first 20 days I have read 3 books however two books are very thin. I will need that time later when I start on much thicker books like Code Complete and Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005: T-SQL Querying

I will also make a small change to the list instead of Expert SQL Server 2005 Integration Services I will read Core Python Programming

I also started tinkering with Python, those guys are a bunch of jokers. if you type "import this" in a Python command line window you get this output

win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> import this
The Zen of Python, by Tim Peters

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!
>>>

So that is one of the easter eggs hidden in Python.

In the past week I also played around with the new date data types in SQl server 2008, I have filed a bug/typo which I found in Books On Line.This week I will concentrate on the book Learning Python, Second Edition during weekends and lunch hours, in the evening I will read Practices of an Agile Developer

This is it for the update. The original post can be found here: http://sqlservercode.blogspot.com/2007/07/become-better-developer-in-6-months.html

A more detailed post about the first 10 days can be found here: http://sqlservercode.blogspot.com/2007/07/becoming-better-programmer-in-6-months.html

I am also glad to say that most of the people I tagged in the original post have responded

Summer SQL Teaser #11 NULLIF

Here is a fun teaser. NULLIF will return a null value if the two specified expressions are equivalent.
So to give an example

DECLARE @v varchar
SET @v = ' '

SELECT NULLIF(@v,' ')

That returned NULL because @v and ' ' are the same


Now run this first

CREATE TABLE #j (n varchar(15))


DECLARE @a int
SET @a = 1
WHILE @a <= 1000 BEGIN
INSERT #j
SELECT NULLIF(REPLICATE('1', RAND()*2) , ' ')
SET @a = @a + 1
END


Then without running try to guess if the following query will return any rows

SELECT * FROM #j WHERE n = ' '

SQL Server 2008 Has Nanosecond Precision?

It looks like SQL Server 2008 has nanosecond + microseconds precision for the time datatype
If you run the following

[edit]I just looked at BOL and yes nanoseconds = ns, microsecond = mcs when used in dateadd[/edit]

DECLARE @t time
SELECT @t ='0:0'
SELECT @t AS Time1,DATEADD(ms,1,@t) AS TimeMilli,
DATEADD(ns,10000,@t) AS TimeNano1,DATEADD(ns,100,@t) AS TimeNano2


Time1 00:00:00.0000000
TimeMilli 00:00:00.0010000
TimeNano1 00:00:00.0000100
TimeNano2 00:00:00.0000001

Another interesting thing is that you can not use 0,'0' or ' ' to assign a value

These 3 will all fail

DECLARE @t time
SELECT @t =' '

DECLARE @t time
SELECT @t ='0'


DECLARE @t time
SELECT @t =0

But this will succeed

DECLARE @t time
SELECT @ =''

SQL Server Notification Services Removed from SQL Server 2008

From the last section (5.0 Deprecated Features) in the read me file

5.0 Deprecated Features
This section covers SQL Server 2005 features that are no longer included with SQL Server 2008.

5.1 SQL Server Notification Services Removed from SQL Server 2008
SQL Server Notification Services will not be included as a component of SQL Server 2008, but will continue to be supported as part of the SQL Server 2005 product support life-cycle. Moving forward, support for key notification scenarios will be incorporated into SQL Server Reporting Services. Existing Reporting Services functionality, such as data driven subscriptions, addresses some of the notification requirements. Features to support additional notification scenarios may be expected in future releases.

There you have it, no more Notification Services

SQL Server 2008 July CTP Has Been Released, The 10 New Features

Download it here: https://connect.microsoft.com/SQLServer/content/content.aspx?ContentID=5395

What is new?

Enterprise Reporting Engine
Improvements represent the two major infrastructure changes for Reporting Services. Reporting Services enhances the processing engine and rendering extensions to enable new functionality, such as Tablix support, and scalability as well as remove the dependency on IIS. Additionally, new report designer and configuration tool are provided that improve usability and workflow for RS customers.

Analysis Services Time Series
This improvement adds a new time series forecasting algorithm (ARIMA: Auto Regressive Integrated Moving Average) to the data mining algorithm suite that provides more stable long term predictions.

T-SQL Improvements
Object Dependencies: The object dependencies improvement provides reliable discovery of dependencies between objects through newly introduced catalog view and dynamic management functions. Dependency information is always up-to-date for both schema-bound and non-schema-bound objects. Dependencies are tracked for stored procedures, tables, views, functions, triggers, user-defined types, XML schema-collections, and more.


Performance Data Collection
Collect data from various sources in SQL Server and OS to help with performance troubleshooting and server maintenance. With this improvement, organizations improve their analysis of common performance issues:
· Define what data is collected and organize the collection into collection sets
· Start/stop/manipulate collection sets programmatically (T-SQL and .NET API)
· Define where data is stored (relational database)
· View data through reports in SQL Server Management Studio.
· Provide platform to plug in more data collectors in the future.


Extended Events
SQL Server Extended Events is a general event-handling system for server systems. The Extended Events infrastructure supports the correlation of data from SQL Server, and under certain conditions, the correlation of data from the operating system and database applications. In the latter case, Extended Events output must be directed to Event Tracing for Windows (ETW) in order to correlate the event data with operating system or application event data.


Database Mirroring Enhancements
SQL Server 2008 builds upon the momentum of SQL Server 2005 by providing a more reliable platform with enhanced database mirroring:

Automatic bad page repair – allows the principal and mirror machines to transparently recover from 823/824 types of data page errors by requesting a fresh copy of the corrupted page from the mirroring partner.

Log stream compression – compression of the outgoing log stream in order to minimize the network bandwidth used by database mirroring.

Miscellaneous performance enhancements:
using asynchronous log write requests on the mirror in order to shorten the log write time and thus speed-up the commit acknowledgement.

better utilization of the mirroring log send buffers in order to pack multiple smaller log blocks into a single network send.

Supportability and diagnosability improvements:
additional performance counters to allow for more granular accounting of the time spent across the different stages of the DBM log processing.

new DMVs and extensions of existing views in order to expose additional information about the mirroring sessions.


ORDPATH Improvement
ORDPATH improvement provides an important new functionality to our customers who use hierarchical data. It provides a superior way of modeling hierarchies in SQL Server by introducing the HierarchyID system data type and corresponding built-in methods which are designed to make it easier to store, query and operate hierarchical data. HierarchyID is also optimized for representing trees, the most common type of hierarchical data.


Large User-Defined Types Improvement
Large user-defined types allows users to expand the size of defined data types by eliminating the 8‑KB limit.

DATE/TIME Data Types
SQL Server 2008 introduces new date and time data types. The new data types enable applications to have separate date and time types, larger year ranges for date value, larger fractional seconds precision for time value, time-zone offset aware datetime type that containing date, time and time zone offset portion, user defined option on fractional seconds precision of time related types and datetime2 and datetimeoffset provide standards conformant semantics. Along with the T-SQL support on the new types, both native (ODBC, OLEDB) and managed (SqlClient) providers also provide the full support through the client driver APIs.


Improved XML Support
To leverages the new date and time types, SQL Server’s XML Schema collection now provides full support for the xs:date, xs:time and xs:dateTime data types. Support for union types is also enhanced by returning correct results for “instance of” queries when union types are involved, and adding support for lists of unions and unions of lists constructs in XML Schemas.

Say Hello To My New Boss

Yes it looks like it is a done deal: News Corp. Appears to Have
Enough Votes to Clinch Deal Bancroft family members owning 32% of Dow Jones & Co.'s overall votes have agreed to support News Corp.'s $5 billion bid for Dow Jones, the publisher of The Wall Street Journal, according to people familiar with the matter.

That level of support is likely more than enough to guarantee News Corp. enough votes to clinch the deal.

Let's see what happens next, maybe I will get some new toys (64 CPU SQL boxes) to play with. I'll happily take the outdated MySpace equipment also ;-)

Cannot resolve collation conflict for equal to operation.

You set up your linked server, you write a query which joins two tables, you execute the query and the error message is this
Cannot resolve collation conflict for equal to operation


What does this mean? This mean that the collation on the two tables is different

Let's look at an example. Le's create two tables, onme with Traditional_Spanish_CI_AI collation and one with the default. The default collation for me is SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS.


CREATE TABLE #Foo (SomeCol varchar(50) COLLATE Traditional_Spanish_CI_AI)
CREATE TABLE #Foo2 (SomeCol varchar(50))


INSERT #Foo VALUES ('AAA')
INSERT #Foo VALUES ('BBB')
INSERT #Foo VALUES ('CCC')
INSERT #Foo VALUES ('DDD')

INSERT #Foo2 VALUES ('AAA')
INSERT #Foo2 VALUES ('BBB')
INSERT #Foo2 VALUES ('CCC')
INSERT #Foo2 VALUES ('DDD')

Now run this query and you will get the error message

SELECT * FROM #Foo F1
JOIN #Foo2 f2 ON f1.SomeCol = f2.SomeCol


Server: Msg 446, Level 16, State 9, Line 1
Cannot resolve collation conflict for equal to operation.

Now add COLLATE Traditional_Spanish_CI_AI to #Foo2 SomeCol

SELECT * FROM #Foo F1
JOIN #Foo2 f2 ON f1.SomeCol = f2.SomeCol COLLATE Traditional_Spanish_CI_AI

That works, if you add COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS to #Foo SomeCol that will work also


SELECT * FROM #Foo F1
JOIN #Foo2 f2 ON f1.SomeCol COLLATE SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS = f2.SomeCol


If you want to know what these collations mean then run the following query (yes that is not a typo it is indeed ::).

SELECT *
FROM ::fn_helpcollations()
WHERE name in('SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS','Traditional_Spanish_CI_AI')

Traditional_Spanish_CI_AI
Traditional-Spanish,
case-insensitive,
accent-insensitive,
kanatype-insensitive,
width-insensitive

SQL_Latin1_General_CP1_CI_AS
Latin1-General,
case-insensitive,
accent-sensitive,
kanatype-insensitive,
width-insensitive for Unicode Data,
SQL Server Sort Order 52 on Code Page 1252 for non-Unicode Data